I have such a strong opinion against organized religion that it seems almost unfair that I even begin to comment on one of history's and modern-day society's biggest atrocities, but here it goes. Religion is the epitome of 'fail'. And due to the lack of space on this front page along with the 'size' of my opinion, I'll narrow this down to Westboro Baptist Church and Christianity (I have an entire post's worth of material on Islam so I'll leave that out of here for now). The WBC are absolute psychos. I respect them for one reason and one reason only and this is the reason I respect a lot of people or organizations that I do not necessarily agree with nor like – they speak their fucking mind with no regard of anyone else whatsoever because this is what they believe in. It takes a lot of fucking balls to do that. For those of you who do not know who the WBC are; a quick Google search will yield results such as godhatesfags.com godhatescanada.com thankgodfordeadsoldiers.com, and the list goes on. This church which is based out of Topeeka, Kansas houses a bunch of lunatics who protest soldiers, children, and gay and lesbian funerals (as well as the Royal Wedding which was absolutely hilarious) to pass along the message they interpreted from God that describes God's angst towards homosexuals and how the United States and Canada are being punished for embracing the “fag culture”. On a side note: I've been in an ongoing debate/argument with Shirley Phelps, Sara Phelps and Meghan Phelps via Twitter, who are all lead members of the WBC and are the wife and daughters of WBC founder and Pastor/disbarred lawyer/full-time idiot, Fred Phelps Sr. I simply do not agree with their point of view and think it's disgusting to go and protest at anyone's funeral let alone helpless children who have nothing to do whatsoever with America's embracing of the homosexual culture. Fuck the WBC.

WBC is basically an offshoot of Christianity. The one problem I have with the Christian religion is how modern-day Christians, theologians, priests, ministers, bishops, whatever the fuck, choose to interpret the teachings of the Bible. I have studied many a religious literature. I have took many a religious studies courses and I have engaged myself with enough information on religious matter to have an educated stance on this point. I did all this to basically set myself apart from the atheists who “just don't believe in God” to make myself have a rational reason for NOT believing in any sort of God, or higher power whatsoever. I will not deny the fact that there is a very good possibility that Jesus was a real man, who helped people during his life and may have done so in the name of some shimmering beard, space-man, but as I said before, it's the interpretation part that bothers me. The teachings of Jesus were based on THIS life. How one should act in THIS life. How one should treat another in THIS life. How doing acts of kindness will benefit others in society (it seems Jesus was slightly Marxist as well, although he might not have known it). The interpretation that is taught in church, school, and other religious institutions is that of fear and anger and of the afterlife. 

Jesus seemed like a cool dude, who wasn't insane except for believing his dad was invisible. But because the modern teaching of Christianity is bastardized to force people to believe crazy shit such as the "afterlife" and to fear this invisible toga-wearing, Santa Claus lookalike rather then to do good deeds for the sake of doing good deeds, not because you will be punished - people become completely irrational and fear shit that isn't real and do stupid things and act in stupid ways because they are told they will be punished somehow. Today what we hear is that, if we are to follow the Christian doctrine, we should do so because we fear God, because God will be vengeful and angry if we do not comply with his wishes and that we should be scared of sinning in any form because we will not be met with eternal happiness when we die. This is the biggest crock of fucking shit I have ever fucking heard in my life and I hate the fact that I was brought up in a Catholic school, forced to believe it. I don't blame my parents whatsoever, I love my parents and respect them in every decision they make but the fact that the government-funded school system FORCED it upon me is ridiculous.  Fuck the afterlife, fuck being scared of some invisible, old man who chills out on some cloud or in space or everywhere apparently, and fuck the lying about something that does not exist. If you can not prove it. It is just a theory! Theories are theories because they have not been proven to be true. Everyone should just live a happy life, treat people nicely, do things which help society progress in a positive manner without having to be scared of the fucking, omni-present boogy-man. Fuck Religion.  

Just some regular, American, folk embracing life and treating each other nicely. 

2. The Opposite Sex

People do weird fucking shit when it comes to dealing with the opposite sex. The opposite sex has the power of reducing females to the mental-state of schoolgirls and for men, they just get angry, upset, or yelled at for no reason. Ok I'm kidding, they don't get yelled at for no reason but they do get blue-balls from time-to-time, and if you've ever had it, you know how big of a pain in the ass in can be. But to focus on men, because to be honest, I know fuck all about women. Every time I think I do, every time I think I have them figured out I get a curve-ball thrown my way which throws every theory and conclusion out the goddamn window.

The other day I learned the the primary cause for erectile dysfunction is females (don't believe me? Look it up, I'm not doing it for you). Apparently, as relationships progresses, and time goes on, women become less sexually interested in their partner and the male counterpart is able to catch on to this. Upon realizing that his partner is now less interested in having sex with him, he then worries that it may be due to his performance. Stress/Anxiety From Loving Partner = Limp Dick. WHAT THE FUCK??!? I always knew there was something...fishy....about relationships.

Here's another thing about the opposite sex, and it involves relationships again. If two individuals were to get into a courtship with one another then enter into an LTR (Long Term Relationship) and if either member has a 'black stain' on their past (it could be ANYTHING), then the other person has a really hard time forgetting that. This is true for both men and women, but I've noticed it more from women (I'm not blaming them, it's just an observation). For example, the common “Who you texting?” everytime you open your phone, whether you're sending a fucking text or checking the Leafs' game score. Why the fuck do they need to know who you're texting? Why is it their business? They may be your partner-in-crime, your number 1, your everything, your boo, your shortay, your bottom-bitch, your sugar-daddy, whatever,  but they don't need to be so fucking nosy all the time. A trustworthy partner wouldn't care who you text. They wouldn't even care if that text was being sent to a hooker, because you probably have a really good reason for doing it. But nooo...the untrustworthy partner cannot forget that 'black-stain' on your soul and knows that if you were immoral or did something against your values once, then you're automatically going to do it every time you take your fucking phone out of your pocket – because we all know that sending a sentence to your buddy about getting drunk later is the apocalyptic signal for “fuck you and fuck our relationship, I'm going to cheat on you and kill a bunch of bunnies afterwards in hopes of ending the world”

Stay tuned for part 2 of the 3-part series where, next time, we will be discussing more of the things that

 make people crazy and irrational such as terrorism, the Green Initiative, and the misconceptions

 surrounding immigrants, or for you Americans "fucking money-sucking foreign commies" 

Peace and blessings...

Peace and blessings.